Well, we lost.
Chris Rock, Steve Martin and Martin Short were invited to host the Oscars this year, none of them could commit due to scheduling issues.
Now, we’re stuck with watching a near-four-hour ceremony that will be emceed by Amy Schumer, Wanda Sykes and Regina Hall — three comedian actresses who could use the gig to boost their stock within the industry.
When one amigo gets hit, the other two show up. That's been the deal for three decades between Alejandro G. Iñárritu, Guillermo del Toro and Alfonso Cuarón, and it's playing out in real time this weekend