James Cameron says Avatar 2 release in 2018 unlikely

James Cameron, foreground, and Simcha Jacobovici in Atlantis Rising.
I feel like its come to the point that by the time this movie is actually released nobody is really going to care anymore, personally I have gone past that threshold and don't really care if the whole thing gets cancelled at this point. Cameron is talented enough, a visual poet with a tin ear in my book, that he should stop wasting a big chunk of his career on this franchise. He needs to create something original again, this is, after all, the guy that gave us "The Terminator," "Aliens," and "Aliens."

"Well, 2018 is not happening. We haven’t announced a firm release date. What people have to understand is that this is a cadence of releases. So we’re not making Avatar 2. We’re making Avatar 2, 3, 4 and 5. It’s an epic undertaking. It’s not unlike building the Three Gorges dam. (Laughs) So I know where I’m going to be for the next eight years of my life. It’s not an unreasonable time frame if you think about it. It took us four-and-a-half years to make one movie and now we’re making four. We’re full tilt boogie right now. This is my day job and pretty soon we’ll be 24-7. We’re pretty well designed on all our creatures and sets. It’s pretty exciting stuff. I wish I could share with the world. But we have to preserve a certain amount of showmanship and we’re going to draw that curtain when the time is right."

‘Raw’ Director Julia Ducournau Talks About Her Bloody & Brutal New Horror Film [Interview]




You better learn to remember the name of French filmmaker Julia Ducournau, who made a big splash last year at Cannes with her take on the cannibal movie, “Raw.” The film, which premiered as part of Critics’ Week, justly won the FIPRESCI prize and set her on the map for cinematic stardom. A new, unique voice was born.
In “Raw,” the 32 year-old writer-director shows surprisingly sharp command and, more importantly, indelible restraint for the usually over-the-top genre. The film, joining “The Witch,” “The Babadook,” “It Follows” and “A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night” in this decade’s horror-film new wave, is rooted in arthouse territory, and is particularly inspired by the oeuvres of David Cronenberg and David Lynch. However, “Raw” turns out to be its own wild animal. Julia Ducournau’s uncompromising vision is one to watch.
The film, about bright-eyed Justine’s (Garance Marillier) first week at veterinary school, is soaked in surreal atmosphere, darkly lensed by Ruben Impens, as it follows the hazing rituals that happen on opening week at the school. Justine is a vegetarian, but that doesn’t stop her from being disgustingly forced to eat bloody, raw pig’s liver, one of the many un-vegetarian rituals she will have to obey by to survive the first week. That first bite sparks something in Justine that she never felt before — has she actually been missing out on the pleasures of the flesh all her life?
“Don’t let people call you a female filmmaker. You’re just a filmmaker.”
Using the “Brutalist” architecture of the college, with eerily spacious wide shots reminiscent of “Suspiria” meshed with the production design of “Carrie” (along with a playful nod to that film’s famous pig-blood scene), Julia Ducournau knows how to create tension with the most minimalist of circumstances. She’s a talent of the highest order, and we spoke to her about the film, her experience at Cannes, the horror-movie revival happening today and her take on the incident at TIFF where seizures and fainting occurred during the screening of the film.
Tell me how this project all began?
My producer Jean de Forêts and I started talking about cannibal movies [and] also space-creature films, and why most of them had unsympathetic or non-human-like protagonists. I wanted to created someone you could have empathy for, I wanted to go from “they” to “I,” and I think it’s interesting to put the “I” back into the cannibal just to try and tackle this subject, which is so repulsed by everyone and easily repressed by all of us. It disturbs very deeply because it’s talking about our own humanity and what we belong to.
I’ve also always been very obsessed with bodies, and among all taboos that really challenge our sense of humanity and our vision of humanity, a cannibal is the thing that, of course, only talks about bodies. And since I’m crazy about filming bodies and I’m crazy about talking about the bodily metamorphosis, which, in a way, really challenges our sense of identity, it was very important for me to try to recreate or add more metamorphosis [to] my character.

How long was the shoot?
37 days.

Adequate enough?
Well, you know, you never have enough time; even if you have a thousand days, it’ll never be enough. But the thing is, we did not have to delete or erase a scene, which was always my biggest fear, to be honest, because in the way I write is very important, it has a temporality which is very fluid, it’s very scene-by-scene and that way, it’s like an impulse or a heartbeat, if you will. It’s very important to me because when I talk about impulses, I want to tackle the impulse of everything I write. What’s in between isn’t very interesting to me, and I’m not very interested in installation shots, [which] mean nothing to me. That’s why if you take a scene out, everything else falls apart because every single scene is a new step towards my aim and towards the end of my movie. The whole structure ends up getting messed up. And fortunately, with these 37 days, we managed to not take anything out of the movie.


It got such a great reception at Cannes, which is where I saw it. How that experience like for you?
What was important for me was to be selected in Cannes because we submitted a movie that is kind of unusual for a French movie because it also tackles genre and graphic scenes, and it was very important for me that the genre [got] outside of its niche for horror buffs. It’s important for me that they recognize that genre movies can be auteur movies as well and that there is no difference between auteur and genre.
An auteur is someone that expresses a personal and strong view of the world and humanity with whichever grammar they use, whether it’s a musical, documentary, drama or horror movie. I cried a lot when I knew that we were selected; it was [a] big achievement and when I was there, I was not in touch with what was going on. I was super-sick, I had a fever, so I was doing my interviews while I was completely in my bubble.
"It’s important for me that they recognize that genre movies can be auteur movies as well and that there is no difference between auteur and genre."
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I had been to Cannes before with my short [“Junior“], so I knew that there was a frenzy in Cannes. Every reaction is so extreme, and so when my producer told me that there were good reviews, I thought it was just the “Cannes game” and I really didn’t realize it that much. It only hit me when Universal and Focus starting being interested in distributing the movie worldwide and then I thought, “Ok, the game is getting a bit more serious.” [laughs]

There’s a whole horror new wave happening in the United States and abroad. I’d like to get your thoughts on that.
I agree with you, in the U.S. a lot. I mean, when I think about “The Witch,” “It Follows,” “The Invitation,” “A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night,” there’s a new generation that is elevating genre and taking it out of its niche, and yeah, I can definitely relate to that movement, to that energy.


I guess you’ve been asked this a lot: What do you make of all these stories that the media ran with of people fainting watching your movie and having seizures? What’s your take on that?
I have no take on that. Don’t believe that hype. I mean, it did happen for two people in Toronto, [and] you can imagine how tired I am of answering this question since last September. I am sorry for the people that fainted, it is never a compliment, never a good thing when someone does not feel good. Going to the movies is a celebration, it is not supposed to make you faint or have a seizure. My movie is not the shocker that is presented on the internet. It is something that has no tangible reality. I mean, apart from the fact that it did happen, it doesn’t say much about my movie. It isn’t the most disgusting thing or the most unwatchable thing ever made. There isn’t much I can do about that.


I was actually surprised by the reactions because I really didn’t think it was grotesque at all. I thought it was actually a really beautiful, nuanced, subtle film.
Yeah, I agree with you. It’s not doing any justice to the work that I have done for five years, which is why it is so frustrating for me. Apparently, all of a sudden, my movie is a blockbuster when it really is a tragedy about two sisters and it’s actually very moving and very funny. I do think that people that are calling this movie out are people that haven’t really watched the movie. I wonder if it’s people just rebounding on the fainting story and just inventing stuff. They obviously haven’t seen the movie.


What advice would you give to female filmmakers trying to make it?
Don’t let people call you a female filmmaker. You’re just a filmmaker. Whether you are female or male is absolutely not relevant. That’s my advice.


“Raw” is now playing in limited release.
My interview was published for [The Playlist]

"Personal Shopper"



I was hoping it'd come out last year, but, alas, the wait is over. They have decided to, in the words of a publicist I spoke to at TIFF, "follow the same plan as what what was done with "Clouds of Sils Maria," which was also directed by Olivier Assayas and starred Stewart.

The film comes out tomorrow, please do catch it, it's sublime.

Excerpts from my Cannes review:

"Olivier Assayas’ latest, "Personal Shopper" was the infamous film that got booed. Although highly stylized, the film didn’t deserve that reaction. Revolving around a ghost story that, not by accident, happens to take place in a fashion industry filled with artifice, the film is meant to be absorbed for what it is: A taut, terrific venture into the unknown."

"Kristen Stewart stars as Maureen, a top-model’s personal shopper that also, supposedly, happens to be telepathic. When her brother dies she begins to question the many curious events happening around her, which includes a mysterious texter. The texting scene is close to half an hour long and is the make it or break point for many of the film’s champions and detractors. I found it entirely absorbing. Same for the rest of the movie, except for a unfortunate weak coda that ends the movie on an ambiguous note, instead of in a clear and concise manner."

"No matter, this is top-notch filmmaking with an impeccable performance by Stewart, who hasn’t really had to carry a full movie on her own until this one. She is alone in many scenes throughout the picture and does an admirable job leaving you in a state of hypnosis with her mannerisms and quirks. Assayas, a great director, quite clearly wanted to create a supernatural atmosphere, with much influence on the 1960 classic "The Haunting." As far as those kind of movies go, there is nothing wrong in putting "Personal Shopper" next to them" [B+]

Today's Quote of the Day Courtesy of Lars Von Trier


We might as well make this a recurring feature on this site because, well, whenever this venerable writer-director opens his mouth there always seems to be something completely deranged coming out of it. 

”I don’t find anything especially interesting about serial killers,” he explained. ”It’s more the women. For some strange reason all the women I have been with have been crazy about serial killers. That might have something to do with me. Also I thought I could fool people to go into the cinema. There are so many books and films and TV-shows about serial killers. But still I picked it up – of course I know I can’t do something drastically different but I had fun writing it.”

Description of the Star Wars: The Last Jedi footage shown at a Disney shareholder meeting this morning

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L.A. Times columnist Daniel Miller caught a teaser for The Last Jedi earlier today at a, of course, Disney shareholders meeting in Denver, of all places. Supposedly the teaser begins where The Force Awakens ended, with Rey handing a hermit Luke Skywalker his light saber. Here are the tweets for Mr. Miller:


"Star Wars: The Last Jedi" clip is being screened.We just got a few seconds of Rey handing Luke a lightsaber. We just saw more "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" footage. In it, Luke asks Rey, "Who are you?" Then we see her deftly handle a lightsaber.

"Also making appearances in "The Last Jedi" footage: Chewbacca, General Leia Organa and Finn."

"One last thing on the "Last Jedi" footage: We saw all sorts of settings -- mountains, oceans, forests, deserts. Look suitably epic, exotic."

"More on "The Last Jedi" clip: We saw a shot of an X-wing wobbling mid-air, under attack inside a giant ship. Looked like a wounded bird."

After "Bridesmaids" and "Bad Moms" here comes "Rough Night"















This is from debut director Lucia Aniello. Looks good actually. At first I thought "Oh boy, here we go again, another bachelorette film," but then that twist happens and really turns this a different kind of film. The talent involved is top-notch as well. Will be itneresting to see how Scarlett handles comedy. Kate McKinnon is another major draw for me, she was, far and away, the best thing in "Ghostbusters" and has a major movie career ahead of her after SNL. I would bet this could get an R rating. 

“Rough Night” opens on June 16th.

Christian Bale latest victim to not make final cut of a Terrence Malick film. Here are the others.

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Terrence Malick never leaves his "prisoners" unharmed. Since 1998 he has cut major movie stars out of his movies in, almost, recurring fashion: Adrian Brody, Bill Pullman, Mickey Rourke, Billy Bob Thornton, Gary Oldman, Viggo Mortensen, Martin Sheen, Jason Patric all had roles that were cut or drastically reduced in 1998's "The Thin Red Line," Christopher Plummer had a much bigger role that ended up in the cutting room floor in "The New World" ditto Jessica Chastain whose role got completely scrapped in "To The Wonder," and, most famously, Sean Penn in "The Tree of Life."

I don't really have much sympathy for any actors being cut from his films after what we saw happen during the editing process of "The Thin Red Line." It is quite obvious that Malick creates his movies in the editing room. He seems to make movies the same way a jazz musician would improvise his solo on-stage or in the studio. 

Christian Bale is the latest victim in the Malick death sentence in his latest film entitled "Song to Song."

"Arcade Fire, Iron & Wine, and Fleet Foxes are among the artists who were filmed but didn't end up in the movie. They're in good company, though: Christian Bale also shot scenes that didn't make the final cut. (Alas, we won't get to see that long-rumored scene of Christian Bale playing the bongos with Fleet Foxes after all.)"


A few Juicy quotes from the stars mentioned above reacting to their roles being cut:

Adrian Brody:

"I was so focused and professional, I gave everything to it, and then to not receive everything…in terms of witnessing my own work. It was extremely unpleasant because I’d already begun the press for a film that I wasn’t really in. Terry obviously changed the entire concept of the film. I had never experienced anything like that…" He went on to suggest that Malick’s own status as a filmmaker may be rather inflated: "You know the expression ‘Don’t believe the hype’? Well, you shouldn’t."

Christopher Plummer:

"I love some of his movies very much, but the problem with Terry is he needs a writer, desperately. He insists on overwriting until it sounds terribly pretentious… and he edits his films in such a way that he cuts everyone out of them… I was put in all sorts of different spots and suddenly my character was not in the scene that I thought I was in, in the editing room. It was very strange. It completely unbalances everything. And a very emotional scene that I had suddenly became background noise."

Sean Penn:


"I didn’t at all find on the screen the emotion of the script, which is the most magnificent one that I’ve ever read. A clearer and more conventional narrative would have helped the film without, in my opinion, lessening its beauty and its impact. Frankly, I’m still trying to figure out what I’m doing there and what I was supposed to add in that context! What’s more, Terry himself never managed to explain it to me clearly." 


[IndieWire]


Song to Song kicks of SXSW on March 10th and opens in NY and LA on March 17th.
I won't be able to see it here in Boston until March 21st when it screens for the press at the Boston Common.

Viet-Kong! KING KONG: SKULL ISLAND is an entertaining B-movie with first-rate special effects and expertly staged action

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I was pleasantly surprised by King Kong: Skull Island, an entertaining B-movie with enough guilty pleasures and awe-inspiring action to make you overlook the cliches. No, really, this is a film that just wants to entertain and does so in spades. "Kings of Summer" director Jordan Vogt-Roberts has actually even one-upped the Jurassic Park franchise by making a creature movie that ups the ante in action and suspense. Take that "Jurassic World." 

The plot isn't really any different than the other Kongs we've gotten over the years, although this time it takes place during the tail end of the Vietnam war with a team of explorers, and 'nam soldiers, travelling to the token uncharted island in the Pacific, they are, as usual, oblivios and unaware that they are about to cross through an Island filled with super-sized creatures, which includes the titular King ape. 

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The special effects are incredible, maybe the best use of the technology at a filmmaker's disposal I have seen in quite some time. Credit must be given to Vogt-Roberts who expertly stages the action in comprehensible and fluid ways. It helps that his cast has John C. Reilly, Brie Larson, Tom Hiddleston and John Goodman, top notch actors that always bring a form of humanity to their roles, no matter and that's important because the characters here are underwritten and udnerdeveloped. 
Reilly is the standout, he's the man left behind. A WWII soldier whose plane crashes in Skull Island and ends up living with the indigenous tribe there for more than three decades before the crew shows up to bring him home. He's a riot, the spark of energy the film needs most just when you think cardboard caricatures are invading the screen. He brings an abundance of oddbal charm and humor to his role.
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Vogt-Roberts mixes incredible action, silly humor, but, more importantly, a certain meta self-awareness that is more than welcome here. That's the thing about this film, you can't really just shake your head and say "oh that's just silly," because the filmmaker seem to know that, essentially, his film a silly B-movie that doesn't adhere to any of the pretensions that can come with some of the more self-serious monster movies of the past. That in fact was undoing for many of those films. 

Compared to Peter Jackson's 2005 take, which was 3 hours and 14 minutes in length, this is a breezy and much shorter take that feels very welcome and less pretensious than Jackson's ambitiously breathtaking, but overlong film. "Skull Island" is globe-trotting fun mixed with monster-movie goofiness that is likely to be one of the more pleasant surprises of the Spring movie season [B/B+]

After Marvel's success with "Deadpool" and "Logan," DC films execs would "100 percent" make an R rated superhero movie

















Who are we kidding here. Plenty of comic book DC/Marvel movies should have been rated R in the first place. The fact that they weren't and instead went with PG-13 completely diminished the quality and impact they could have had. I'm not going to start going into movies that would have benefited, but you can insert whatever you think would have been worthy of the magical R in the comment section.
Deadpool and Logan could not have been the great films they were if they were PG-13. No way. The violence in them is part of the story, part of the identity that comes with the titular characters. 
Of course, it wasn't just the R rating that made Logan the instant uperhero classic that it is. It's not just the violence that made those movies work. It was the filmmaking process. It's a collaborative effort. When you give a director and screenwriter "carte blanche" to make a film that has an uncompromised vision, films like "Logan" and "Deadpool" happen. Simple as that. 
The Wrap is now reporting that DC execs are VERY interested in jumping on the bandwagon:
A well-placed insider at Warner Bros.’ DC Films says the answer is simple: Absolutely.
“One hundred percent yes. With the right character(s),” the person wrote to TheWrap.
Fandango also conducted a survey among moviegoers asking if they would want their superhero movies “Deadpool”-style, loaded up with sex and violence."
Again, The Wrap has this:
"According to the findings, 71 percent of those polled said they want more R-rated superhero blockbusters. Eighty-six percent said they’re eager to check out “Logan” because it promises a “more violent R-rated X-Men movie.” “Logan” is the first R-rated film in the X-Men franchise."
"Fandango surveyed 1,000 “Logan” ticket buyers to garner the results."

"Tarkovsky is for me the greatest of them all, the one who invented a new language, true to the nature of film, as it captures life as a reflection, life as a dream." -Ingmar Bergman


"My discovery of Tarkovsky's first film was like a miracle. Suddenly, I found myself standing at the door of a room the keys of which had, until then, never been given to me. It was a room I had always wanted to enter and where he was moving freely and fully at ease. I felt encouraged and stimulated: someone was expressing what I had always wanted to say without knowing how. Tarkovsky is for me the greatest of them all, the one who invented a new language, true to the nature of film, as it captures life as a reflection, life as a dream. He moves with such naturalness in the room of dreams. He doesn't explain. What should he explain anyhow? He is a spectator, capable of staging his visions in the most unwieldy but, in a way, the most willing of media. All my life I have hammered on the doors of the rooms in which he moves so naturally. Only a few times have I managed to creep inside. Most of my conscious efforts have ended in embarrassing failure.”



Russia won't ban Beauty of the Beast because of "gay" character, but rates it 16+!


Might as well ban it, a +16 rating for a movie aimed at kids is a death sentence. This does give you a better idea of the way Russia works in terms of LGBT rights ....

"However, having a woman fall in love with a beast is perfectly OK with Russia. These censors are acting as if Beauty and the Beast was turned into Moonlight. They're jumping the gun over something which isn't even obvious. I find it a non-issue because the scene in question is ambiguous enough to avoid any suspicion. In fact, if Bill Condon hadn't said anything, I doubt the public would have realized the character was supposed to be gay."
"Either way, Russia is a bigoted country where the gay community has a history of being endlessly persecuted. Homophobia runts rampant over there, it's part of their DNA, it's in their blood. So, I'm not shocked." 

Here's today's news courtesy of [The Independent]: 
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Russia will not ban Disney's Beauty and the Beast live-action remake, after Russian ministers urged government officials to consider the move if it was found to breach the country's discriminatory "gay propaganda" law Vyacheslav Telnov, head of the Culture Ministry's film unit, told KinoPoisk.ru (via Deadline), "We will issue the film distribution license without any problems. The minimum age is 16+." This, of course, blocks the film from being seen by much of its intended audience of children and families. One Russian MP, Vitaly Milonov of the United Russia party, described the film as "shameless propaganda of sin"; arguing that the scene may be in breach of Russian legislation passed in 2013, which prohibits the spreading of “gay propaganda” among minors. Russian actor Pavel Derevyanko told state-run TV Russia 24, "I will not take my kid to this movie; which is a shame for Derevyanko, since the film has been rounding up largely positive reviews, with many surprised at how well the film captures the spirit of the original.
"Russia will not ban Disney's Beauty and the Beast live-action remake, after Russian ministers urged government officials to consider the move if it was found to breach the country's discriminatory "gay propaganda" law Vyacheslav Telnov, head of the Culture Ministry's film unit, told KinoPoisk.ru (via Deadline), "We will issue the film distribution license without any problems.  The minimum age is 16+."

"This, of course, blocks the film from being seen by much of its intended audience of children and families. One Russian MP, Vitaly Milonov of the United Russia party, described the film as "shameless propaganda of sin"; arguing that the scene may be in breach of Russian legislation passed in 2013, which prohibits the spreading of “gay propaganda” among minors."

"Russian actor Pavel Derevyanko told state-run TV Russia 24, "I will not take my kid to this movie; which is a shame for Derevyanko, since the film has been rounding up largely positive reviews, with many surprised at how well the film captures the spirit of the original."

"Indiana Jones 5" is set and confirmed by Disney for 2019

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The film has yet to have a title and will arrive on July 19, 2019. Harrison Ford is set to return as Indy and Steven Spielberg will direct. 

The rumor of Chris Pratt taking over Ford's role will not happen, it seems, and I'm all fine with that as long as Harrison Ford stops flying planes for a living and concentrates on being healthy and ready for this role.

The last Indiana Jones, Kingdom of Crystal Skull, had its charms, but was nevertheless a letdown. I hated it upon initial viewing but a rewatch, with tampered expectations, had me thinking this was actually a slight, but playfully entrtaining romp. Nevertheless, it was nowhere near as good as Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom or, even, The Last Crusade. Spielberg admitted it. Ford admitted it. The screenplay was terrible, it took them almost 20 years to write something concrete and all they could come up with was a half-cooked plot about aliens and nazis? It seems to me like Spielberg is going to try and make up for it with this next film. George Lucas won't have anything to do with this one, which is great, his screenplay and creative inputs usually stink. Another part of the reason the last Indy didn't work as well was that you had to suspend disbelief and pretend a 70 year-old Harrison Ford could pull off all those stunts. He's going to be 75 years old by the time this thing gets released ... The first two films are still the golden standard, but can we conceivably buy him at AARP age still kickin' ass?

Official statement from Walt Disney Company.

Indiana Jones will return to the big screen on July 19, 2019, for a fifth epic adventure in the blockbuster series. Steven Spielberg, who directed all four previous films, will helm the as-yet-untitled project with star Harrison Ford reprising his iconic role. Franchise veterans Kathleen Kennedy and Frank Marshall will produce.
“Indiana Jones is one of the greatest heroes in cinematic history, and we can’t wait to bring him back to the screen in 2019,” said Alan Horn, Chairman, The Walt Disney Studios. “It’s rare to have such a perfect combination of director, producers, actor and role, and we couldn’t be more excited to embark on this adventure with Harrison and Steven.”

Fargo's Season 3 Teaser Marks The Return of TV's Very Best Show




Last year I wrote about "Fargo" for The Playlist :

"We all had our doubts when we first heard that Joel and Ethan Coen's masterpiece "Fargo" was going to get adapted for the small screen, but if you've yet to catch up on the FX show that bears the same name, then you are quite possibly missing out on the best TV series since "Breaking Bad." The first season was a home run, and the second season was a near-miracle of multiple moving parts. The ambition and sheer scope of the series is groundbreaking. We still have a few unanswered questions from the last season that will likely remain unanswered, but that's part of the “Fargo" TV charm. It casts a dark, almost miraculous spell thanks to its writing, acting, directing, cinematography, music and set design, which are all spot-on and in sync with its creator's artistic vision."


Well, here comes the third season. This time set in 2010. Ewan McGregor takes on dual lead roles, Also starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Shea Whigham, David Thewlis, Thomas Mann, Scoot McNairy, Michael Stuhlbarg, Jim Gaffigan, Hamish Linklater and, most importantly, “The Leftovers” star Carrie Coon as Sheriff. 
McGregor, totally unrecognizable in this teaser, is creepy beyond belief. 
“Fargo” Season 3 will have its premiere on FX April 19th.

Time to give credit where credit is due and call the ridiculous "You Don't Mess With the Zohan" a cult classic.














Adam Sandler's "You Don't Mess With the Zohan" is one of the strangest mainstream movies ever greenlit by Hollywood. It also, I think, should be known as a cult classic. Sandler plays an Israeli Special Forces Soldier that decides to fakes his own death so he can start a new life in New York as, wait for it, a hair stylist. 

Oddly enough, the whole thing does make you chuckle. It's absurdist cinema, using racially insensitive humor, the Israel/Palestinian situation and New York for giggles. My favorite scene is the Israeli guy selling a phone where you press a button and get free HBO, that same scene features a line that most Israelis, or Jews in general, might chuckle at: "Once you start in an electronics store, you never get out." Israelis and electronic stores go hand in hand. It's the national past time. 

















All kidding aside here are a few other memorable bits that have been noted down:

  1. Adam Sandler catches a fish in his butt. Part of Mossad training I supposed?
  2. John Turturro fistfights a fire. Spiritual wicka battle? Who knows, it's hilarious.
  3. Rob Schneider once again plays another ethnicity. This time a Palestinian whose goat Sandler stole back in the middle east. NEVER steal a man's goat over there.
  4. Sandler puts out a fire with hummus. In fact, Hummus is used for practically every possible situation including as a substitute for toothpaste.
  5. It features a jet ski action scene that is as ludicrous as Point Break's sky-diving shootout.
  6. Dave Matthews tries to blow up puppies. Just don't ask.
  7. Lots of elderly women get pleasured. I mean, like, a lot. 
  8. Disco Disco! An Israeli way to say "Hey, let's go clubbing"?
  9. Fizzy Bubbly! The fictional drink that is, by all accounts, a mockery of Israel's unadorned love for Fanta soft drink.
  10. There is an Israeli staffed electronics store named "going out of business."
  11. It is occasionally really funny.

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'Beauty and the Beast' Might Get Banned in Russia Over Supposed 'Gay Propaganda' In The Film

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However, having a woman fall in love with a beast is perfectly OK with Russia. These censors are acting as if Beauty and the Beast was turned into Moonlight. They're jumping the gun over something which isn't even obvious. I find it a non-issue because the scene in question is ambiguous enough to avoid any suspicion. In fact, if Bill Condon hadn't said anything, I doubt the public would have realized the character was supposed to be gay.
Either way, Russia is a bigoted country where the gay community has a history of being endlessly persecuted. Homophobia runts rampant over there, it's part of their DNA, it's in their blood. So, I'm not shocked.
Earlier yesterday I wrote:

"Beauty and the Beast" is not entirely a failure, but what it does fail at is in its supposed attempt to have the first gay Disney character, Josh Gad's Le Fou. There are barely any hints that he is even gay. Le Fou is curiously un-changed from the original film's pages. I'm dumbfounded by Disney claiming this is their first gay character. I then stumbled upon a Time magazine article which had Gad saying he actually had no idea reading the script that the character was even gay. Of course, now Bill Condon saying his comments were taken completely out of context aren't surprising. Neither is the fact that a theater in Alabama is banning all showings of the film (Link) due to its "compromise on what the Bible teaches." Don't you just love this country?"

Here's what The Wrap has to say about this:

“Beauty and the Beast” could be banned in Russia if it’s found to violate a Russian law prohibiting “gay propaganda,” the BBC reports.
Vitaly Milonov, an MP of the United Russia party, has asked the country’s culture minister to screen the film prior to its March 16 Russian release and to “take measures to totally ban” it if the film contains “elements of propaganda of homosexuality.”
Vitaly Milonov, an MP of the United Russia party, has asked the country’s culture minister to screen the film prior to its March 16 Russian release and to “take measures to totally ban” it if the film contains “elements of propaganda of homosexuality.”
A Russian law enacted in 2013 prohibits the spread of “gay propaganda” to minors.

4-Minute Teaser for Deadpool 2 unleashed


















It'll be interesting to see what David Leitch can do with Deadpool. The departure of Tim Miller really hit fans hard and there definitely is the sense of "Can it be repeated?" Miller's reputation has grown ever since that film and a lot of backlash happened with his falling out with Fox. I think we're now all aware about how important he was in making "Deadpool" the film that it was. His voice was all over the film. David Leitch, his replacement, has just come off making "John Wick 2," which had some of the most awe-inspiring action sequences I've seen in ages.

"Deadpool" is set for release sometime in 2018.

Disney's much touted "first gay character" in "Beauty and the Beast" isn't really "gay" at all



I had somewhat strong hopes for Bill Condon's live-action adapation of "Beauty and the Beast," but those hopes were drowned somewhere near the start of this expansive, but middling film. The songs are, as always great, but, let's get real here folks, this is practically a shot for shot remake of the 1991 classic. Albeit with a few new tunes added into the second half, but this is a predictable yarn of a film that just doesn't give us anything new or fresh.

It actually made me appreciate even moreso last year's much more succesful rehash of "The Jungle Book," no thanks to the visual prowess of its director Jon Favreau. Nostaligiasts will no doubt eat up Condon's film, but there's someting almost too cold and calculated about the whole proceedings. I will say that the film does pick up and try new things in its second half, which ends up being much more succesful than the first hour. Emma Watson is great, isn't she always, and the rest of the cast is delivers, especially Luke Evans as Gaston who brings out all the machismo related to the character in effective ways.

Suffice to say, "Beauty and the Beast" is not entirely a failure, but what it does fail at is in its supposed attempt to have the first gay Disney character, Josh Gad's Le Fou. There are barely any hints that he is even gay. Le Fou is curiously un-changed from the original film's pages. I'm dumbfounded by Disney claiming this is their first gay character. I then stumbled upon a Time magazine article which had Gad saying he actually had no idea reading the script that the character was even gay.

Time Magazine has the whole thing going like this:

"Beauty and the Beast" fans were thrilled this week when they learned LeFou, sidekick to villain Gaston, would be the first openly gay character for the live-action version of the film. Director Bill Condon alluded to "a nice, exclusively gay moment in a Disney movie" involving the character. But Josh Gad, the actor who plays LeFou, said that "there was nothing in the script that said ‘LeFou is gay'," according to USA Today. Condon himself added that his initial comments about LeFou's sexuality had been "a little overstated."

[Time]

Of course, now Bill Condon saying his comments were taken completely out of context aren't surprising. Neither is the fact that a theater in Alabama is banning all showings of the film (Link) due to its "compromise on what the Bible teaches." Don't you just love this country?

I'll leave you with a quote from a commenter on this trivial matter:

"This is so stupid and I'm gay. Like, are we supposed to be surprised or honored that here is a gay character? Newsflash, Lefou was always gay, even in the animated movie where it was very clear he had the hots for Gaston so this whole uproar is such an exaggeration. What happened to just keeping it ambiguous like a ton of characters used to be? Plato in Rebel Without a Cause was gay but he never needed to say it because the filmmakers thought the public was smart enough to get the hint and it was the 50s so being gay was banned from being shown on Film. And is it even positive representation to have a gay character be fat, short, ugly and submissive to a narcissistic, villanous hunk? I don't think so."

"Deadpool 2" teaser to be featured before "Logan" showings this weekend

Deadpool 2 Teaser

It's "Logan" weekend and as if it weren't enough that we're getting one of the very best Marvel movies of all-time, it seems like there will also be a surprise teaser for "Deadpool 2" showing before every showing of "Logan" this weekend. This might be enough to get me to go back and re-watch James Mangold's prophetic film, of which you can read my review HERE.
"A source reached out to us this morning with word that there is a Deadpool 2 teaser trailer playing before Logan begins (though there’s no indication as to whether it will be released online)."
"You might remember that back in December there was a rumor that Deadpool would have a cameo in Logan. Since then, the source of the story clarified that the footage shot for that supposed cameo would instead be used as a promo for Logan. But now we know that it’s a promo for Deadpool 2, playing before Logan, and we’ve confirmed that with an entirely different source who is rather reliable in such matters."
"As the earlier rumor said, the footage in question was shot by Deadpool 2 director David Leitch, so this will give us a good idea of what we can expect from his work on the movie. In fact, we have an extremely accurate idea of what to expect from the teaser, because we also have a breakdown of what happens in the teaser if you’re desperate to know. For those who don’t want to know anything about the teaser so you can enjoy it whenever you see Logan, do no read below the following image."